You Gotta Have Heart

This stupid, cheesy commercial plays nonstop between 6 - 8am during the week. Why are we purchasing such a design from Jane "Dr. Quinn" Seymour? She looks like she's had 8 husbands and 51 dicks since she first found "the one."




And why is this design a "universal symbol of hope and love?" If you had a heart that was actually open like the design, you'd be dead. Playing a doctor for 149 episodes, you'd think the Medicine Woman know this. Giving this garbage to your significant other is like saying "I hope you die."

Actually, I'll purchase a couple.